Eh...me gustan los sandwichs con alfalfa, soy un Andrés de 22 años atrapado en el cuerpo de la Andrea de 15 años. Nadie amara mas a Megan Fox que yo, ni estara mas jodido mentalemente...dice la leyenda que alguna vez tuve un corazón pero ahora solo hay un hoyo negro, soy tan fría como el iceberg que hundió el Titanic y tan melosa como un osito cariñosito. A la mierda todo, hagamos body shots con vodka \o/
I’ve stopped giving a shit about a lot of people no wonder no one fucking likes me!!!
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If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
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hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
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